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Big Mike
08 February 2014 @ 05:54 pm
Just wondering what is happening with this site. A couple months back I came on to find that all my recent posts were gone so I posted a message similar to this one to see if it would also disappear. It did and so did two or three subsequent posts. I guess this is my last attempt and if this goes too then so do I. If anyone has suggestions for other blog type sites I would love to hear from you. Thanks and hope someone sees this. Have a great weekend. 
Big Mike
12 June 2013 @ 09:48 am
Ladies, be sure to dress accordingly.
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Big Mike
29 May 2013 @ 10:48 am
One of my facebook friends just posted a video of her young son watching a garbage truck out their kitchen window and waving at the garbage men. Apparently I was the same way when I was little and always loved when big trucks came by. The only problem was that my mother swore a lot so I confused the word "truck" with "fuck". When I would hear the noise I would run to the window and yell out "garber fuck" or "fire fuck" or whatever it was. Supposedly my relatives thought that was hilarious but my mother was mortified. :)
Big Mike
22 May 2013 @ 07:02 am
So I have been thinking about my various aches and pains and doing some research on-line. I am starting to lean towards voodoo doll syndrome as a possible prognosis for my various afflictions. Most medical professionals would dismiss this theory and tell me that my weight is the largest factor affecting my joints and increasing the complications associated with my diabetes. I have put much thought into this and I am wondering if the person who made the voodoo doll of me put too much stuffing inside and that caused my weight gain in the first place. The pain in my back and knees and feet could be the usual pin-cushion effect you see in movies so my whole unhappy existence could just be the work of some evil fuck who feels I wronged him or her along the way. Come on, it's as good a theory as anything else. ;)

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Big Mike
20 May 2013 @ 10:20 am
The last entry which appears on my page is from October of 2012. I know there were a few more posts after that one and over the holidays but they seem to be missing. I find myself in the mood to do a little writing today but am leery of posting any more content on this site if it will just disappear. I will leave this one up for a bit and see what happens, I have long been considering moving to a more user friendly site anyway...
Big Mike
31 October 2012 @ 11:31 pm
Just a silly pic of the burgers I made for dinner tonight. :)

Current Music: Monster Mash
Big Mike
31 July 2012 @ 06:43 am
Last night I decided I deserved a treat so I built these bad boys....bacon and cheese on French Toast with Maple Syrup (and served with a side order of insulin)...
Big Mike
31 July 2012 @ 06:37 am
I took one of those silly quizzes and apparently the superhero I most identify with is Batman. I just took a screen capture of my results as if I posted it with the code provided it came out about 3 pages long. That's how we superheros roll... :)
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Current Location: Gotham
Current Music: Na na na na na na na na Batman
Big Mike
06 July 2012 @ 11:25 am
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? My pet unicorn. The car is imaginary too so why not?
2. When was the last time you threw up? Years ago.
3. What’s your favorite curse word? All of them.
4. Name one person who made you smile today. Nobody yet.
5. What were you doing at 8am this morning?  Your mom.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?  Peeing.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Sweating.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, never.
9. What’s the last thing you said aloud? Something like "ouch, oh shit, ouch, ouch, fuck!"
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? Cookie dough.
11. What is the last thing you had to drink? Instant coffee...pahhtwooie.
12. What are you wearing right now? A silly grin.
13. What was the last thing you ate? Ramen noodles.
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No.
15. When was the last time you ran? 1990
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? Midget tossing.
17. Who’s the last person you e-mailed? You.
18. Ever go camping? Yes, love it.
19. Do you have a tan? Like a farmer.
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Don't drink soda, only pop.
21. Are you someone’s best friend? I doubt it.
22. What are you doing tomorrow? Sleeping.
23. Where is your mom right now? Elsewhere.
24. Look to your left. What do you see? A friggin' wall.
25. What colour is your watch? I have a sun dial.
26.What comes to mind when you think of Australia? Kookaburras. Actually, it is Koalas but the other is such a cool word.
27. Would you consider plastic surgery? Does lipo suction count?
28. What is your birthstone? Diamonds.
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? I make the unicorn go in.
30. How many kids do you want? For what?
31. Do you have a dog? 9 pkgs of them in the freezer.
32. Last person you talked to on the phone? Dr's secretary.
33. Have you met anyone famous? Athletes, actors, musicians and porn stars.
34. Any plans today? Sleep, do laundry, sweat, go to work.
35. Ever go to college? AVA-1 if that counts.
36. Where are you right now? At my computer...I hope you didn't get paid to make this up.
37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Drunks, druggies, being broke, my health, this friggin heat wave...
38. Last song listened to? Kid Rock: All Summer Long.
39. Are you allergic to anything? Penicillin and Sulpha.
40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? They suck.
41. Are you jealous of anyone? Why would I be?
42. Who is your favorite actor? Leonardo DiCaprio...as long as he dies in the movie, otherwise Sam Elliot.
43. What time is it? Time for you to get a life.
44. Do any of your friends have children? Sure.
45. Do you eat healthy? Can't afford to. See number 13.
46. What do you usually do during the day? Ache.
47. How old will you be on your next birthday? One year older.
48. Have you ever been to Europe? No, they haven't had any World Wars lately so never got invited.
49. Name one thing you’d still like to do. Be healthy again.
50. Favorite colour? Blue.
Current Music: Kid Rock: All Summer Long
Big Mike
29 May 2012 @ 08:55 pm
Whoever you are...
Taken this afternoon...
Current Music: Cinderella: Gypsy Road