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06 July 2012 @ 11:25 am
Haven't done one of these in a while...  
1. What is in the back seat of your car right now? My pet unicorn. The car is imaginary too so why not?
2. When was the last time you threw up? Years ago.
3. What’s your favorite curse word? All of them.
4. Name one person who made you smile today. Nobody yet.
5. What were you doing at 8am this morning?  Your mom.
6. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?  Peeing.
7. What will you be doing 3 hours from now? Sweating.
8. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, never.
9. What’s the last thing you said aloud? Something like "ouch, oh shit, ouch, ouch, fuck!"
10. What is the best ice cream flavor? Cookie dough.
11. What is the last thing you had to drink? Instant coffee...pahhtwooie.
12. What are you wearing right now? A silly grin.
13. What was the last thing you ate? Ramen noodles.
14. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No.
15. When was the last time you ran? 1990
16. What’s the last sporting event you watched? Midget tossing.
17. Who’s the last person you e-mailed? You.
18. Ever go camping? Yes, love it.
19. Do you have a tan? Like a farmer.
20. Do you drink your soda from a straw? Don't drink soda, only pop.
21. Are you someone’s best friend? I doubt it.
22. What are you doing tomorrow? Sleeping.
23. Where is your mom right now? Elsewhere.
24. Look to your left. What do you see? A friggin' wall.
25. What colour is your watch? I have a sun dial.
26.What comes to mind when you think of Australia? Kookaburras. Actually, it is Koalas but the other is such a cool word.
27. Would you consider plastic surgery? Does lipo suction count?
28. What is your birthstone? Diamonds.
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? I make the unicorn go in.
30. How many kids do you want? For what?
31. Do you have a dog? 9 pkgs of them in the freezer.
32. Last person you talked to on the phone? Dr's secretary.
33. Have you met anyone famous? Athletes, actors, musicians and porn stars.
34. Any plans today? Sleep, do laundry, sweat, go to work.
35. Ever go to college? AVA-1 if that counts.
36. Where are you right now? At my computer...I hope you didn't get paid to make this up.
37. Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Drunks, druggies, being broke, my health, this friggin heat wave...
38. Last song listened to? Kid Rock: All Summer Long.
39. Are you allergic to anything? Penicillin and Sulpha.
40. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? They suck.
41. Are you jealous of anyone? Why would I be?
42. Who is your favorite actor? Leonardo DiCaprio...as long as he dies in the movie, otherwise Sam Elliot.
43. What time is it? Time for you to get a life.
44. Do any of your friends have children? Sure.
45. Do you eat healthy? Can't afford to. See number 13.
46. What do you usually do during the day? Ache.
47. How old will you be on your next birthday? One year older.
48. Have you ever been to Europe? No, they haven't had any World Wars lately so never got invited.
49. Name one thing you’d still like to do. Be healthy again.
50. Favorite colour? Blue.
Current Music: Kid Rock: All Summer Long